You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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well damn

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junjouchara:

vickytheicky:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

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gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

Also, the dude who left whatever he was gonna buy in the store as he skids and runs out. 

he kept his morals intact

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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tittenundalk:

favourite position sigh

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moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

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The brain naturally craves 4 things: Food, Sex, Water and Sleep.

enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

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slidingintoyou:

Underwear shoved to the side, needed it right away.

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